Monday, February 15, 2010

"Oh Snap"

I have a little assignment for you. Try for one day not to compare yourself in anyway to anyone else. It proved to be a lot harder for me then I thought. We as humans are always putting ourselves up against others to see how we stack up! I don't know when this begins, or maybe we can just chock it up to human nature. Seems pretty silly if you really think about it. Only because we already know that God made each of us different in every way. How boring it would be if we all looked exactly the same. Although it would be easier to see how far we may have drifted from what we are supposed to look like. But even knowing this we have made a habit out of comparing ourselves to others. I guess it did not help that when I was growing up my Mom would point out a women from behind and ask "I am not that big right?" Now I ask my hubby the same thing.
I found myself recently comparing with a blonde haired celebrity. Like we would even be in the same category, if thrown into buckets. Some other male celebrity said that this gal was "sexual napalm". Now I know that part of me was supposed to be all pissed off that he was kissing and telling, but all I could focus on was how blown away I was at the thought that someone could be "sexual napalm". How do you even meet the criteria for such a thing? What do you have to be doing behind closed doors to be compared to explosives? In my past life I would like to believe I may have lit a few matches, at the very least.
At my current plus size my hottness category can only be compared to trying to light a fire by violently rubbing two wet sticks together.
So a new goal has been set! By the time I have reached my goal weight I plan on being at the very least one of those fire crackers we used to have as a kid, the ones wrapped in white paper you throw at the ground and they "snap"! I am calling this the Snap Factor!
Feel free to use this for yourself...your welcome!