slide tiny-but-mighty feet from lower back
put large-and-untamed feet to floor
wake big girls-dress, feed, hair, hug, kiss, wave
curl up next to warm precious sleeping baby
close eyes
closed eye poked by wide-eyed very awake baby- ouch
coffee
wipe a butt
wash hands
wipe a face
wash hands
wipe a wall, toilet, mirror
wash hands
console a friend
consult a friend
find cold mug of coffee-reheat
dust, vacuum, laundry to dryer
rock a baby (while rocking- doorbell, phone call)
pat the dog
wash hands
dance with baby-laugh
make a meal
clean up from meal
wash hands
sit on toilet-out of TP
hang head-consider using sock from floor
shake it off-move on
wash hands
take dirty sock to laundry
start dryer that was never started
find cold mug of coffee-reheat
make a meal
clean up from meal
pry open freakishly strong little fingers-remove choking hazard repeat all day
wipe a butt
wash hands
sit at computer-according to FB I belong in the 30's era
turn away kids asking for money at door
send out mine to sell Girl Scout cookies
break up a fight
pull baby from pantry-take raw potato from her mouth
make a bottle
find cold mug of coffee-give up
considered exercising while folding laundry-tighten abs 4 times- got a snack
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found this list laying around (had forgotten about it) laugh, think its a cute idea, start again
chase laughing baby down sidewalk-realizing only then, not wearing bra
wiggle loose tooth
wash hands
homework
reading
flash cards
fall victim to walk-by groping from tall, dark and handsome-blush
make a meal
leave the mess
plan a meeting
plan a meal
plan a trip
run an errand-realize I left house not wearing shoes but house slippers-convince self I can pull it off
bath all babies-lotion, hair, teeth
wash hands
prayers- convince big girl she does not have to go to heaven but it would be nice to see her there (long story)
get baby from off dining table
wipe a butt
wash hands
sit next to tall, dark and handsome
laugh
pray
sleep
begin again.....
you are too funny my friend! Love the list! Miss those girls of yours. The kids saw a little cutie that looked like Hazel the other day and they were convinced it was her - - they were ready to attack her with hugs - - - it took a while to convince them that it was not her! guess we all miss you all!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great list!!! I agree with HM (above) - you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteI do so enjoy the privilege of touching base with you on the phone during this amazing process! The sound effects alone, are worth the price of admission!
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I love you!
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